Since he was found to be satanic, followers of Satan soon realized he was the big gay, which is a sin towards god, so they eventually rebirthed him for destruction. Eventually, Barney was believed to be hiding in a secret cave far out in the wild, which was discovered to be a ritual room for satanic purposes.īarney's Secret Reincarnation (1975-1983)
Although Barney survived, he was still attacking mankind for millions of years. However, the only dinosaur that survived the explosion was of course Barney. The Dinosaur extinction and Barney's survival (65,000,000 BC-1975)Īround 65,000,000 BC, most of the other dinosaurs (except for one) died after a meteor shower struck Earth. Around 65,000,000 BC, Barney nearly died after a meteor shower that killed all the other dinosaurs, but managed to survive. For millions of years later, Barney became the most vicious and idiotic dinosaur of the Prehistoric Age. As Barney went out to live on his own, he liked to attack other dinosaurs who were weaker than him, and became a monstrosity to dinosaurs all over the world. During his home time, Barney liked to murder and k*** little human babies and attack other dinosaurs. All of his dinosaur teachers were very disappointed with his progress. Barney did not have a degree in his Dinosaur College, because of how terrible he did in his education. All that Barney was interested in was "overteaching little human babies and sexually harassing them with artificial love and kisses". By the time Barney went to College, he did very poorly and got all F grades on all of his subjects, but only got a 5% grade on Mental Health. This was most likely because all he was interested in was Pre-K and Kindergarten work, and because most of his dinosaur teachers thought of Barney as an "unteachable dinosaur pupil". Barney never had any friends with other dinosaurs when he was a little dinosaur, because most of the other little dinosaurs were offended by Barney's evil influence of eating human flesh and complete stupidity. Barney originally went to school from 180,000,000 BC-150,000,000 BC and had low grades from his Elementary School records and his High School diploma. So Barney was left all alone in the wild and all the other dinosaurs stomped all over him.
Barney was such a stupid dinosaur that his father Evil Barney actually left Barney when he was only a little dinosaur, because all he did to his father was sing annoying songs to him, and that made Godzilla so sad that he lost his temper and he would eventually turn into a city destroyer.
History Early history (200,000,000 BC-65,000,000 BC)īarney the Dinosaur was born in 200,000,000 BC with his only father, Godzilla. Barney is also believed to be gay, because of harassing the little babies on his show, and causing child abuse to them. Barney likes to sing his famous I Love You (song) at the end of his show, stating that he's in love with the kids, and that he likes to kiss the kids on the lips after singing his obnoxious song. Dinosaurs are absolutely not the correct role model to 1 year old babies, because little 1 year old's would be scared for life. Barney also likes to abuse little babies when their parents are working. Barney also tortures little children with his irritating baby songs and over-repetitive lessons of the Alphabet, going to school, and manners. Barney likes to scare the daylights out of little babies because he is a dinosaur, and little babies are scared of dinosaurs.
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